Sunday, June 28, 2009

Small Business Marketing - Stand And Deliver On Your Honor And Orders

Why did you offer a product on Google Products at that price - And Not Deliver Because you couldn't up-sell me? When I spent over $1,100.00 first time around to the site. Hmmm!

Absolutely Chilling - How can a online business list a product on Google Products with an intentional Unsupportable price? You can't - Simply put, that is intentional fraud. Yet some people think that they can get away with it.

One video place Didn't deliver on a $1,125.00 HD Video Camera. 5 days later I called, I was high pressure pitched for camera batteryies and chargers no less than 15 times over 10 offensive minutes> The call ended with What's a matter, Don't have one more dollar to spend? God had me forgive him somehow, I still keep the order with the company. One lesser man doesn't make a lesser company stuff.

I was wrong. I waited for 3 more weeks. Still not even a UPS tracking number. Then I get am email asking me to verify my credit card by scanning my driver's license and credit card on both sides, then faxing to their office.

Un-Freakin Believable. I very unhappily did. No HD camera or UPS tracking info for 1 more week. I cancel Finally. 1 week later they Charge my card Anyway. Which puts that particular credit card in a negative balance and freezes the card until this is straightened out. I call back feeling half like Teddy Roosevelt at the moment. Don't worry, I left the Big Stick at the horse. For now.

The lady I was supposed to speak to was not there. She will call you back. No call for 2 days. Finally I call again. Two people later and I supposedly will have it straightened out.

When a moron ever turns into a complete Bozo by doing a string of screw-ups like this - Their days as a business are numbered.

It is NOT a LOSS LEADER ad. It is plain Fraud -

Get it together folks or Put your dreams in freezer wrap. People like these - make all marketing focused small business people of impeccable integrity and dependable follow through - look like absolute ?%*&^(% -s.

Then I order some PC software I found again on Google Products. 4 days later, they cancel my order through PayPal. Another $150.00 bucks frozen until Paypal refunds the money to my company

That's twice in a month. Pardon me - I must go outside and make mountains shiver for many seasons to come. There. I almost sounded like Big Foot with his kid stolen for a moment.

If you don't intend to deliver 110% every time ñ Get off the internet. Almost isn't ALMOST. It's Much, Much Worse.

Now I'm Down Both a HD Camera and a Credit Card just before a big event to shoot. And some specialized software essential for a certain phase of a new business launch.

Nah - Don't Hang them, Drag them first! (Your client will think)

Deliver like the Pony Express just before a severe thunder storm.

Rule number 1) Deliver - Period. Source a solution from another distributor if you have to. Your client is number 1.

Back to the current story. If they had done anything that demonstrated Un-Common Valor instead, I would entertain doing business with them for life.

That one cost them both Big time with both Pro Video and Software needs. Already researched and credit card in hand. That is the price one pays for giving a new client the runover.

Before you hang a shingle ñ Get your commitment to exceptional customer satisfaction down like a Marine Honor Guard. Or sit down and learn from the best.

In closing, Famed Hollywood Sound Byte coach Milo Frank made millionaires ñ multi-millionaires. Milo did this by coaching their best 30 second sound bytes out of them. At any given moment. For that indeed could be the literal Game Breaker for your small business marketing program.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Creating the Perfect Erotic Massage Environment

Erotic massage can be a wonderful way for couples to connect and spend time together. Exchanging massages can also be a good way to heal frustrations and hurt feelings and many couples find that this is a technique that can strengthen their relationship on many levels.

It`s important to set aside quiet, uninterrupted time for exchanging erotic massages. If your phone is ringing halfway though, it will definitely ruin the mood. There are a few other things that you will want to do to set up the perfect massage environment.

Setting the Stage

What is going on around you will tend to affect what you`re doing, so be sure to set up an area for the massages. This could be the bedroom (preferred spot), the living room or anywhere else that you might enjoy doing a massage and that is comfortable. If you do decide to use another room, consider laying a futon or air mattress down on the floor to cushion your bodies. You will probably want to lay an older blanket or towel down before you begin the massage, so the oil doesn't stain your carpet or bedding.

Set up a romantic atmosphere by lighting candles, just be sure they are away from flammable objects. A couple dozen aromatic candles can really set the mood in any room. If you are doing this during the day, consider closing the curtains or hanging heavy blankets over the windows to create a more intimate feel.

Playing some soft romantic music can be nice, but if that isn't your cup of tea, don`t worry. Any music that you find erotic is just fine. Some people like classical piano, others not so much. Choose music that suits you and make sure there is plenty of it so you won`t have to get up and put more on in the middle of a massage.

Getting Ready

Have everything you need on hand to ensure that you won`t be searching around the house for items. A basket to hold everything can be quite useful. Here are a few items that you might find useful for the massage.

- Massage oils or lotion, scented or not
- Towels
- Wet wipes, for cleaning hands
- Chocolate body paint (optional)
- Feathers and other fun toys for playing with during the massage
- Blindfolds, to make the sensual experience even more erotic

Taking a shower together before the actual massage begins is a great way to start things off. It also ensures that both partners are nice and clean . . . always good since the smell of dirty feet can really put a damper on the evening. A shower also allows you to relax a bit before you get into the hands on part.

Other Tips

To make sure you aren't interrupted, turn off the ringers on all phones, put a Do Not Disturb sign on the door (if there are other people in the house) and choose a time of day when you have nothing else to do for hours. This will allow you to relax completely and you won`t be checking the time. In fact, it can even be nice to hide all the clocks so you can`t even look at the time. Just get lost in the massage.

Erotic massage can be a very good experience for a couple, if you prepare for it. Being interrupted, having to look for items half-way through the massage, and knowing that you`ll have to leave in an hour are all detrimental to the experience. Take the time to get everything set up, prepare the environment and get ready to enjoy quality couple time.

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